I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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