are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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