I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
