i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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