I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Randomize
