i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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