Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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