Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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