sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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