try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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