do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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