I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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