The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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