The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
