I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Do plants get herpes?
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