Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
How naked do you want me to be?
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