Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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