Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
Randomize
