I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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