And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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