you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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