A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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