Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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