They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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