i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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