Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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