Hey man sorry I got all grabby
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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