i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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