wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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