There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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