I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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