too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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