I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
