He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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