you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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