Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Your dad touched me again.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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