sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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