I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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