I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
My penis needs a shock collar
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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