i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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