So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
