i was born a porn star she said
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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