I wannas sexs uuuuu
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
smell my finger.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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