I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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