I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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