You're my little dorito
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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