its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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