We're like a lot better than the average bears
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize