And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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