margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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