I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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