With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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